ELDER = a missionary from the LDS (Mormon) Church who is YOUNGER than you are, unless you are a minor.
Two young men knocked on my door. Their names were Elder Young and Elder Berry. My daughter thought they were Foxy Mormons, but, since the Elders were Young, I thought they were OxyMorons.
av Elder Berry 2 mars 2009
an amazing person
ur boy is such an elder, he got my cat from up that tree when it got stuck
av lion777 14 juni 2003
A mindless, controlling drone of the Jehovah's Witness Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. Their function is to squelch independent thought, spy on those suspected of 'wrong doing', and assist the rank and file in making day-to-day menial decisions. They also keep track of the number of hours a member spends knocking on doors each month. Most have the educational level of a toilet brush salesman, but they follow orders well. They enjoy the times spent in judicial committee, where they are privy to confessions of sexual activity of hot young girls, providing fodder for masturbatory sessions at a later time.
Gina- "I have to go shopping for a new pair of shoes for service Saturday, but tomorrow is Black Friday and I don't know if it would be appropriate for a Christian sister to partake in such a worldly celebration. What do you think, Suzanne?"

Suzanne - "I think you should ask the Elders about that. You could ask Brother McDrooly, he is always so knowledgeable. But I would avoid Brother Peterphile, he popped a boner and actually came while I described giving a blowjob when I confessed during my judicial hearing last summer."

Gina - "Thanks, Suzanne. I am always praying thanks to Jehovah for the wonderful Elders we have here at the Kingdom Hall."
av Nelson Birdwell 5 december 2010
hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.
AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!
av Jade 21 augusti 2005
(elders) r da olders en ur crow dat wll bac u if anyting hapenz.
i waz en a beef yestrday and our elders bact it. now is squashed
av chemical ali 14 maj 2006
A newborn fetus that is clueless to his surroundings. Sometimes results in doing the unthinkable.
I was such an Elder last nite that when a girl asked me to sleep over, I said I can't because I have class the next day. It was Saturday night.
av RedDoggieZ 3 maj 2003
Gay men who prefere to take cock from behind.
"Check out that dude, he's a total elder"
av alexlovesbutts 27 december 2006

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