Top Definition
The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.
John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls
#egotisticle #testicle #selfcentered #modist #egotesticl #balls #nuts
av casey99 21 januari 2007
1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
#lance armstrong #testicular cancer #livestrong #bracelets #overachievers #testicles #egotistical #history paper #hikari
av Uni-baller 25 april 2010
adjective:

1. pertaining to or characterized by egotesticlism

2. given to talking about oneself from the perspective of one's testicles

3. indifferent to the well-being of others testicles

Usage:
used primarily as an insult to someone's attitude or personality
“Man, I swear you are so egotesticle sometimes, all you think about... rather with, are your egotesticles.”
#egotestic #egotesticleism #egotestics #egotesticles #egotesticle #nonegotesticle
av raindropper 8 februari 2013
Gender oriented egotism.
He is such an egotesticle dolt!
#ego #egotistical #conceited #male #man
av Angela2BPecked 30 augusti 2011
Being comfortable with the size of your genitalia
John: Aren't you worried about her judging you? She's been with a lot of black guys...
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle
#penis #genitalia #testicle #breasts #ego
av brotoriousbig 15 maj 2011
When guys are especially cocky about their junk.
Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!
#junk #ego #egotistical #guy #exaggerate
av Dr Lina P 13 september 2009
Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.
That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.
#egoist #egotistic #humble #truthful #liar
av ms. wordiness 24 maj 2012
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