To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.
Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.
av Evan Estaog 29 februari 2012
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When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.
"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
av kOrEAn Bbq 8 maj 2013
Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.
The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.
av Jawsh00 3 juli 2015
When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.
"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
av foooswagga-7 14 april 2013

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