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When a man shoves his penis down a woman's throat with such force that she faints, and he uses that same penis to slap her across the face to wake her up
"Dude, my girlfriend finally let me boomslang her last night."
"How was it?"
"She almost died..."
av Shakatakata 17 oktober 2014
1) One of the coolest and scariest snakes in Africa. It venom kills by thinning out the blood, and makes bite victims bleed from every orifice in their body, including eye-sockets.

2)A snake that can kill a grown man with 4mg or less venom.

3) A snake that some total ass-hats keep as a "pet."
I wouldn't hand a boomslang to my worst enemy. Wait. Yes I would.
av LudwigWittgenstein 14 maj 2009
One of the deadliest snakes in Africa, and more notably the most powerful and feared broomball team in all of CNY. Known for their questionable team chemistry and ill advised physical play
Fratbro A: Yo we have a broomball game tonight right?
Fratbro B: Yea were playing boomslang though were fucked
av gccacc 31 oktober 2011
The penultimate of all slang lingo. None compare. All of the cool kids in your neighborhood are saying. Until the end of time will this word be used. It`s so dope Shakespeare used it. It can be used as a noun, adjective or a verb. Usually used in association with anything awesome or insane. But also applicable when someone gets owned.
"Bro, that chipati we had last night was totally boomslang!"

"Oh boomslang! Was that a camel spider??"

"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forward on this continent a new nation: conceived in boomslang, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

- Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
av Floppy McNeilton 27 juli 2016
The explosion after the completion of a successful fist bump
Step 1) Find a Friend.
Step 2) Commence the fist bump.
Step 3) After completion of said fist bump, open ones hand.
Step 4) "BOOMSLANG!"
av Damichem Harkol Rakeeto 17 januari 2012
While a man is standing up and receiving oral he suddenly pulls out, spins around in a circle, and whacks her in the face with his member leaving a penis length mark on the side of her cheek and then yells, "BOOMSLANG, BITCH!!"
I was out with my girlfriend last night and she was giving me this great blowjob and then I totally boomslanged her. She still has the marks.
av Pic Blaynun 1 juni 2007
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