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10.
Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .
My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.
av clangerschamp 14 juni 2009
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1.
(adj) crazy, wild
Don't go bonkers!
av Aaron W. 3 december 2002
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2.
Bananas, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo! Any thesaurus will do.
Quite commonly used word, not slang, used to affectionately describe a state of mind such as the above.
Hand-in-hand vocabulary with for example: gor-blimey, bastards!, bollockchops, well I'll be a pissed on candle, crikey, shove it up your arse, and bollocks! Used in the UK at least.(>London<)
Humorous sub-text in use due to its (click the link) 'bonk' attribute, as in copulation of the 'Carry On' sort also bonk could be a hit, say on the head that has comedy value.
To enhance, say: 'bloody bonkers' or 'blimmin bonkers' or 'bloomin bonkers' or 'absolutely bonkers' (esp.)
-He's definitely gone bonkers, that boy.' (crazy in the head)

-They told me they lost the paperwork.
-Did you get mad?'
-I went absolutely bonkers (mad at them)

-I could have sworn I left it here on the frigde, I tell you I'm going bonkers

av Ja-' Chri-' UK 27 april 2006
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3.
Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.
TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.

Damn dude, that shit's rough.
av Mr Pote 29 januari 2011
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4.
a knot that forms in you're head after getting bonked.
I was walking along minding my own business when "WHAM", a flower pot banged my noggin and gave me a huge bonker.
av Phillip G. Blackwood 9 november 2005
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5.
meaning of bonkers is going Mad or Nuts..
First Person:hey man see hows she dancing?
Other Person:eh!i think shes going Nuts.
av V. Sarpal 17 maj 2005
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6.
Bon-kurs Something that is hyperbolically bizarre, strange, out of order, or unbelievable.

syn; Inexplicable, ridiculous, extraordinary
"That was the most bonkers party I've ever went to"

"Debra's reasoning is absolutely bonkers"
av Borys Volyev 13 januari 2009
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7.
The act of getting completely crunk (usually with bankers club) and going wild then passing out
Eric- "Hey Finn look at Timo, I think he got to bonkers because he just pissed on Tom's rug and now he is asleep"
av Frederick Crumster 22 oktober 2009
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