A logical, common-sense based belief of how the world works. The understanding that the idea of a "god" is very irrational, possibly comical. An Atheist does not just accept a story called the Bible as being non-fiction. A realization that the Bible is in fact a fiction book written by dead guys.
Atheist

All men are not created equal. Only the strong will prosper. Only the strong will conquer. Only in the darkness of Christ have I realized God Hates Us All...- SLAYER

"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again. That's because there is no humpty dumpy, and there is no god." George Carlin

Faith means not wanting to know what is true. – Friedrich Nietzsche
av jjjooossshhhuuaaa 3 februari 2011
I'm making this just in spite of all the other definitions :D

Someone who doesn't believe in god.

Most respect others opinions and have EXTREMELY religious friends.
Stevie the atheist: "There is no God"

John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"

Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"

John- "What caused that to happen?"

Stevie- "Definitely not god."

John- "Why"
Stevie - "Who created god?"
John- "ummmmmmmmmm"

(Nazi?) Atheist 1 -There is no god. We are all animals. Kill the Jew dogs.
Atheist 2-If humans aren't animals than what are we?

Faith nut-HUMANS AREN'T ANIMALS!

Faith nut-I'm gonna be pretentious and call Atheist communists while I'm the actual communist trying to abolish others beliefs for THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

Religious person: Atheist killed thousands!!!!!!!
Atheist-Stop making up facts. Wars are still going on about who's god is better and BILLIONS are dead. If god was real and had a plan for everyone than nobody would be atheists or have other religions. Please stop being an ignorant jerk.
av bestfriendswithbibleclubprez 21 oktober 2010
One who does not believe in religion or a diving being.
Person1: OMG THAT HOWELL IS SUCH AN ATHEIST PERSON!!!!
av AtheistJew 9 mars 2009
Someone who does not believe in any God and often paranormal activities.

Also, judging by the other definitions posted on here, they are people that come under a lot of flak from believers.
Some people say Atheism is the Belief in nothing and some say it is a lack of belief.

Its the atheist's choice really.

Simple as.
av mandalore cody 28 juli 2008
The word Atheist refers to someone who is a follower of the Atheist Religion. The religion of Atheism was founded between 20-25AD by Arad Atheus, a Gomorrahn Shepard who was actively involved in and, though not known for certain, is said to have led the campaign to ban Jesus from preaching. Arad Atheus was conservative in his ways and saw Jesus's progressive philosophy of life and promotion of abstention to be harmful and restrictive of the common people's natural desires. Atheus had followers similar in number, perhaps even higher, than those gathered by Jesus. Atheus died of leprosy at the age of 40, shortly before the crucifixion of Jesus. Atheus contributed greatly to the edict that ultimately sent Jesus to his death. The holy book of Modern Atheism is The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins - the current High Priest of Atheism. Approximately 15% of the world are Atheists and Atheists use the findings of science rather than the idea of an almighty God to explain the universe
Isn't it great to be an Atheist?
av ScotchMick 19 augusti 2014
A person who can produce a definition of the word "atheist" without stuffing it full of unsupported supernaturalist propaganda.
An atheist disbelieves in a supernatural entity for which there is neither evidence nor any rationality.
av realthog 8 juni 2010
Someone who has actually read the Bible without grossly distorting its meaning into some sort of modern work of humanism. When atheists say hell is bull and sin isn't real, they are actually being intolerant, according to pussy agnostics and moderate Christians, who don't believe anything in the bible ever happened, but somehow think god exists anyway.
Atheist: Religion controls your way of life. Prime example, many gay people suffer through years of self-hate because religion says they are sick and "unnatural."

Agnostic: You should really tolerate their belief. Not all Christians believe that, even though it is taught in their holy book.

Atheist: I do. That's why I'm not knocking on their doors right now or slashing their throats. I'm only writing a definition on UD because I'm bored and kind of a loser and it's 1:30 AM and college is cancelled due to snow.
av joseffritz 17 januari 2012
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