Top Definition
AFT
Acronym for anal fist train
Great! The gang's all here! Time for a good ol' sloppy AFT!
av CLUB MEd 16 november 2010
to be used in situations where "about fucking time" just won't cut it.
trisha: hey girl, you heard juanita dropped beau's bony ass, whaa?
stefani: girl, a.f.t.
av ryan_toronto 20 juli 2009
AFT
Derived from an intoxicated persons abbreviation for "All f'd up!" To exclamate an extreme condition or act.
"Dang, I'm AFT!!"

or

"That is seriously AFT!!"
av Doodah82 5 januari 2012
Acronym for "Away From TouchScreen".
Rhonda's Status Message: AFTS
Alvin: Psh, yeah right! You're practically glued to your iTouch.
av Stef0 23 juni 2010
Acronym for: AFRICAN FLAP-JACK TITTIES.

Extremely flat, sagging breasts that lay on stomach and slap upper chest while in movement. Typically, simliar to breasts seen on National Geographic African documentaries.

Dude: "Damn, she's got nice cleavage!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I like my double-D's!"
Girl 2: "Hey, I have A.F.T.'s!"
Dude & Girl 1: "What the fuck are A.F.T's?"
Girl 2: "African Flapjack Titties!"

av Funny Girls 10 september 2006
aft
A character who only exists on the internet. He lurks from time to time but will intervene when necessary. He is the most alpha of them all, in fact, Zeus himself would be quite jealous.
Yo man, I saw aft yesterday and he glared back at me acknowledging my presence.. what a day it was. I have the exact date and time of when it occurred tattooed on my chest (no homo). I hope I will one day live to tell my grandchildren of my experience.
av aftman 31 december 2010
aft
n. a shortened version of "afternoon"

mostly used while IM-ing and too lazy to type out all nine letters of "afternoon"
"hey, wanna meet up tomorrow aft?"

"yea i saw cassie yesterday aft... it was fun ;)"
av concavity 11 januari 2010
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