a /b/tard is
1. an elite force of the internet
2. a drop in the all-crushing sea that is anonymous
3. male, racist, virgin, white, 18+ years old, with a cock the size of longcat
7chan, 4chan, iichan, 12chan, that crazy russian /b/. It doesn't matter. We are one. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are legion. We are Anonymous.
They are domestic terrorists who will blow up your van
Person 2: It's okay, I shut my curtains and bought a dog. You can't get me now, Internet Hate Machine!
1) Browses/posts on the /b/ (Random) board of 4chan.org
2) Talks and/or thinks in a manner that is consistent with that of the board.
"Y HELO THAR MR REEDAR!!1"
"OSHI- MY PANTZ R ON FIER LOL!!1"
Wins at: Bullying sensitive people on Myspace. Will trivialize a suicide by calling them an heroes.
Loses at: Raids. Most raided sites will be highly butthurt, but due to their memes the raiders will easily be recognized. Simply say they are from 4chan's /b/ board, and they will retreat complaining about the new cancer coming to their board.
Whom they love to bully: Wapanese, Emos
Whom they secretly fear: Newfags, Moralfags
If you don't want to see illegal CP, cover your eyes at their /b/ board.