MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner
is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner
and subsequently pissing
all over the walls and floor of your
bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your
ass facing the toilet, take your
four fingers with your
thumb extended upwards
at a 90 degree angle, and fold your
dick back between your
legs as if to create a mangina.
Then, bending over and looking between your
legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner
in place to prevent it from springing
up and wreaking havoc.
Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing
in the shower or having to painfull force your boner
Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing
and now thinks I'm some sort
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing