3 definitions by ndrndr

Top Definition
Twitter sex - like text sex but conducted on Twitter by direct message, or, for the particularly daring, public @ messages.
S and I were twexing all last night. I don't think my wife knows.
av ndrndr 9 december 2008
The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.
I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.
av ndrndr 12 augusti 2008
masturbating
if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.
av ndrndr 20 december 2011

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