When a girls pussy
is visible through her panties because the mound is so big
Man i got her pants off last night and she had an awesome meat pie!
When doing a girl in the ass, you jizz
, and she later has to take a mad crap and your jizz comes out with it.
Guy: Hey baby that was some mad ass sex we just had.
Girl: Yeah it was, but now im going to have jizzamapoo
Shut the fuck up, you stupid damn retard
n00b: He's Cheating!
1. Greek goddess of love
2. The baddest fucking DJ ever known to mankind
I saw Aphrodite this past weekend and it was killer.
When you eat a chicks pussy for so long that your jaw gets locked and feels like turning a ratchet
Man, it too that chick so long to cum last night i got ratchet jaw
Titty fucking a girl
Man I gave it to (insert whores name here) french style last night.
Turning your partner sideways and fucking her slit sideways. It gives a cool look to the pussy
"Hey dude did you know your girlfriend likes it asian style?"
"No i didnt. what you fucked my g/f?"
I'm kidding dude"
"HA! she really likes greek style"
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