A group of children at Edward R. Murrow High School who sit around a large pillar
in the lobby all day long, regardless of what class they
should be in, and display their immaturity in a variety
of ways, much to the dismay
of any unfortunate
soul who may inadvertently glance
disgusting display. They
often run around wrestling or screaming, or doing other things which the rest of the population
of Edward R. Murrow High School found funny when they
were in sixth
usually fail the majority of their classes, and don't shower often. They
are always picked up for cutting by the deans because they
are more often than
not slightly developmentally delayed, and have trouble learning from their mistakes.
of the misconceptions made by this
group are that they
are diverse, sincere, mature, intelligent, and clean. All of the aforementioned
beliefs are absolutely false. If anybody would like
proof, just visit
In short, they
believe themselves to be some
sort of elite social class which is all-accepting and has risen
above the status quo by which everyone else
is debased. In reality, the truth is that they
can be summed
up in one word: dirty.
"Oh shit those
pole kids are making out again!"
"Ew, is that one a boy or a girl?"
"I don't know, they're clearly very diverse and accepting."
"Or just really fucking