The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy
user who is ate up (coming down hard).
Derived from the popular
"As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable
into a flying stream of salad toppings.
Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."