A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.
Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.
A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.
Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.