University of Virginia
A school chock full of slamming hot women straight out of the dirty dirty south and is always in a state of crunk.
A school whose graduates instantly proceed to hustle 6-7 figure incomes and vast amounts of bodaciously juicy booty.
Hey look at those two dickless Virginia Tech guys trying to score at UVa and failing miserably. They must have been rejected for being utterly retarded and completely unwashed -- ass babies produced from unfortunate and abominable liaisons between incestuous gay rednecks.