7 definitions by cretard

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
av cretard 10 september 2008
A persons hands
Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
av cretard 9 september 2008
The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.
"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."
av Cretard 23 februari 2014
Someones mouth
Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.
av cretard 9 september 2008
someones butt
Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?
av cretard 9 september 2008
Someones mouth
Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.
av cretard 9 september 2008
A crazy retard
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
av cretard 9 september 2008

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