5 definitions by Zmoney

Top Definition
1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
#boner #instant pudding #trojan suprise #beer oopsie #tree peepee
av Zmoney 28 november 2005
when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner
dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral
#instaboner #boner #tree peepee #instant pudding #popping a tent
av Zmoney 5 december 2005
when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)
I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis
#instaboner #beer goggles #beer sight #drag queen #tranny
av Zmoney 5 december 2005
A angry man, who thinks he's a nazi and loves ponies!
Me: STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING NAZARETH BARCELLONA!
Naz: BOOM SMASH CRASH!!!!!
#fag #angry #pony #rainbow #racist #nigger #kind #friendly #cuddly #clean
av ZMoney 10 december 2013
crappy ass pants that don't cover the whole leg
why do girls like capris get shorts or pants come one people
#crappy #pants #shorts #underwear #surprise
av Zmoney 5 december 2005
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