Is the coolest dog ever owned. He is the car window surf champion of Prior Lake, MN. He is a large orange Dogue de Bordeaux (Like the one from Turner and Hooch) But Hooch is like Milfoy because Hooch is Dead and Milfoy is Not. Milfoy in japanese is Mil Mil.
" Milfoy is the greatest at riding out the window at 80 mph. "
"What's your dogs name?
Oh like the kid from Harry Potter?
(Punch in the penis)
No not Malfoy fuckin' Milfoy."