(1) It'll get you drunk! You'll be fuckin fat bitches
in no time! ARRR!!! Perhaps the best rum ever made, it will get you drunk
for cheap without the hangover you'd expect
from other cheap liqours such as Mr. Boston
, or Popov
. Though often dismissed
as a cheap knock off of captain morgan
, it tastes
very similar, is half
and the admiral
has won in several blind taste tests. It is also
true he runs a tight ship. ARRR!!!!
(2) A cheap spiced rum, cheaper and better than Captain Morgan.
Horatio Nelson, commander of the Royal
Navy when Britain won the great battle of Trafalgar. Not quite as much of an accomplishment as selling a high quality good tasting
rum for half
the competition sells it for.