A clear example
of all that
is wrong with the capitalist world. She is markedly skinny, rather airheaded, an example being
a dog clothing line (would someone please inform me what
manner of idiot thinks thier dog either wants or needs clothing?). With her great wealth, she has managed to do absolutley nothing
of any real merit; she has done some
in the entirely useless industry of "fashion", which has never
shall be of any use to anyone, ever. She is also known
of loose morals, and for attempting to get the attention of the entertainment journalists by any means
neccesary. She can be perhaps thought of as a media produced celebrity, viz. a person who obtains fame
not for having ever actually done anything that
is all that
interesting in and of itself, but rather, by the design of the media, which continues to report
petty actions until they
seem important by sheer force of repetition.
More disturbing than Mm. Hilton herself, however, are those individuals who actually look up to her. I remain entirley baffled as to how, precisley one can look up to this capitalist swine. What
to admire; the fact that
she lucked into wealth she never
remotley earned?; her looks? I remain at an eternal lose to understand these
odd persons. Do they
simply not know
of anyone of real worth that they
may look up to? Frequently, the Hiltonists will attempt to defend her with a list of her "accomplishments" and "merits", and will then proceed
to state that
those who feel revulsion for the emodiment of all that
is wrong with the modern world must be jealous of her wealth, or are ugly, or some
combination of these
concepts. This is usually a source of amusement, bafflement, and sadness over how people can feel so attached
to such an utterly worthless individual.
Ecexutive 1: Ok, we found some girl that
's incredibly rich, dumber than anyone
I have ever met in my life, has been passed down a fortune from her rich father, and hasn't been able to keep her legs shut long enough to bother doing anything that
might be remembered beyond 4-5 years.
EE2: Wonderful. So the Paris Hilton cloning program has born fruit. Excellent.
2. Would someone please be so kind as to help the Hiltonists
find someone more deserving of thier blind loyalty?