During the 69 position while the male is on top of the female he proceeds to move into an upright position (technically sitting on her face), he then slides his sweaty nut sack across the entire length of the woman's face thus leaving her with the grimy, smelly sweat of his genitals.
"Last week Jimmy gave me the Beanslide and I still can't get the scent to come off...."
Best used in the missionary position.
When the male reaches the climax of his orgasm, he withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina and shoots his load all over her vulva. He then slaps the cum covered pussy with his dick, making the semen splatter the surrounding areas.
"Last night I plapped-a-puss fuckin' hardcore, man."
(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.
"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."