15 definitions by Kelso

Top Definition
Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.

Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.
'When Kelsey plays her beautiful cello, she really whores it up. Hot, no?'
av Kelso 2 januari 2005
a really cool azn guy!
look at that guy, his soo tung
av Kelso 2 december 2003
The only 'black' Transformer, turned into a car fit for pimpin'.
Jazz was the second coolest Transformer, second only to Optimus Prime
av Kelso 29 juni 2004
A person who is acting dorky, as much as the amount a bucket can contain.
ryan you're a nerdbucket!!!! >:(
av Kelso 21 juni 2004
1. A state of conciousness achieved through excessive inhalation of marijuana; stoned; extremely high.

Sorry Margret that we didn't make it to your mom's funeral, Jerry and I got stoney macaroni and watched The Labyrinth on widescreen.
#stoned #high #smacked #baked #ripped
av Kelso 14 juni 2006
Swedish person that is easily pissed off when playing crap games like WoW. Often seen with girls named Matilda
Lol that dude just made a adde
av Kelso 6 januari 2005
The term used when a retard/redneck dipfuck smashes their hands onto the keyboard instead of taking their time to ensure that everyone, not just fellow retards/rednecks, can read the message they are trying to convey.
"r u sayin that it completely suced (which it did cause i made it in like 5 mins.) or that u dont like wen ppl hate each other. " contributed by CoolCatabatamus, without consent, but fuck him.
av Kelso 7 juni 2004
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