a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss
from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....
Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
1. n. A computer error that was actually caused by the computer user.
2. n. The user of a computer who is too moronic to actually use a computer.
3. n. An alpha-numeric spelling of the word idiot
1. "You say your floppy disk won't fit in the CD-ROM drive? It looks like we have another ID10T problem.
2. "I can't keep dealing with all these ID10T's! Yesterday, Jimmy tried to open his database by uttering, 'Open Sesame.'"
3. If you couldn't tell that ID10T is an alpha-numeric way of spelling idiot, you truly are an idiot.
one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs
he touched, whose twat
he fingered, who gave him his first hand job
, who let him put his penis
in her slit
, who gave him his first blowjob
or blow job
, who sucked his balls
Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.
Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.
Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!
I hate you. You stupid Dinkus
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
A city in southwestern Ontario. aka Sin City, Ontario Known for it's unrivaled bar/club scene. Dozens of bars on a single strip all within minutes walking distance. Has the greatest number of strip clubs per capita of any city in the world. Legal "escort" services and late night massage parlors make this a popular party spot for many americans looking to party. Legal drinking age is 19.
We're going to downtown Windsor to get retarded.