A person who shits with such force and cruelty that they could qualify for a Nazi.
*A loud excretion noise is heard*
Person 1: OMG! Did you just hear that? What an Adolf Shitler!
Verb. Another term for stuttering.
When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"
2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.
John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"
When celebrity stuntman Johnny Knoxville
is in a bull pen, to the backing music of "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller. He dances to this for some time, then gets taken out by a herd of angry buffalo.
On Jackass 3D:
"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*
When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.
Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"
Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.
Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!
When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.
On Jackass 3D:
"I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.