A primate creature
Masterbation Spotting" has become
a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known
competitor in the sport of of Monkey
Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal
and fanatically religeous biggot.
The monkey wrapped his primate hand around
his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched
as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.