3 definitions by Goldgoatturd

Top Definition
When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.
Aw, man! Someone pulled an upper decker!
#party trick #restroom magic #graffiti alternative #ongoing art #upper-decker
av Goldgoatturd 20 februari 2009
Combination of feng shui and disfunctional.

When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.
You're table is blocking the doorway, it's dis-feng shui-tional!
#decorating #energy house #do-it-yourself #ugly furniture #wierd house
av Goldgoatturd 23 februari 2009
Magnificent bangs created by using hairspray and a curling iron at the same time; hence generating enough heat to give crusted arching spikes that resemble claws.
The bearer of the bangs has NO clue how weird they look and believe that it is beautiful. Style sighted only in the southern states. Called "The" bear claw also referred to as "Mall Hair".
Did you notice how all the waitresses in this Waffle House have a Bear Claw?

Yeah, even the waiter.
#mall hair #big bangs #poof hair #the bear claw #egon bangs
av Goldgoatturd 21 februari 2009
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