the pyrate punx are an elitist fascist gang of people. who if you have a problem with them and tell anyone they try to make some assumption that you are just some guy who got kicked out of one of their shows and is just bitter. this is usually their only defense and will try to jump you because of how cowardly they all really are. they also rip off and swindle bands and people for their own monetary gain despite what they tell you. Everybody clowns on The Pyrate Punk Cool Kids Club so much because they are just a bunch of fake jock poser lames who create hierarchies, burn touring bands and treat the locals like crap because they are part of some elite scene gang.
Some Guy: i think some guys are outside beating up a bunch of pyrate punx. you should go out and help them.
Captain Pussy: no way, im going to go hide in the bathroom and call the cops.
Some Guy: LMAO you fucking sissy.
Captain Pussy: you better not tell anyone you fag or ill baaan you. and tell everyone how lame you are and that you're also gay.