8 definitions by Dzil

Top Definition
A bunch of short porn clips, or photos, stored away in a hidden folder somewhere on your computer.

I keep getting viruses on my PC, I know he's downloading his "wackits" from this computer!
av Dzil 6 september 2007
The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.
Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!
av Dzil 2 juni 2015
Not to be confused with spit, spitting is what you do when chewing tobacco, schpitting, is what she does after pleasing her man.

For proper Pronunciation, ask her to say with a mouth full.
Jill: Where can I schpit thisch?

Jack: I thought you would swallow!
av Dzil 25 augusti 2007
When something is extremely, wet, gooey, slimy.

1. It was so schloppy, I couldnt hold on to it!

2. I had her so excited, she had to of been schloppy!
av Dzil 25 augusti 2007
When a 21 year old has a beer buzz for the first time and giggles like a little child.
Davoid drank one beer and had a giggle-buzz for the next hour!
av Dzil 14 december 2013
A body of water that is no deeper than 12 inches.
I jumped into the short-water thinking it was deep and hurt myself.
av Dzil 14 december 2013
When you type words with malicious intent.
Are you joking or fonting me right now Targ.
av Dzil 3 januari 2015

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