A Juif is a term that was created around
1970-1985 used mostly amoung
Russian Poets who had assimilated into the land now known as Hazbeckistanian
It is a term which
describes a man which
carries Matzah around
the house with him, for what
appears to be no apparent reason. He may also carry
books which tell tales of a journey from Egypy.
In 1980 there was the world's first gathering/brunch of Juif's, it is now an anual event, world wide.
1)"Put those books
down and come to bed, you juif! could you also pass me that envelope?"
2)"Western cultures evelove, unlike the plate of a Juif"
3)"Reading is what compleats my strenuous day of carrying this Matzah" -Suzie Gold
(the movie star)