2 definitions by Depro

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Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.
Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.
av Depro 10 maj 2012

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A banana-republic kind of place.
Corruption,poverty, no light at the end of the tunnel...
Barely located in Europe...but the poor and no prospects one.
Guy 1: What? 10 new football statiums but no civilized-world health care services??
Guy 2: It's Portugal my friend.
av depro 13 februari 2008

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