A very hard and rather smelly stool that
when one tries to crap it out it doesn't seem to move
much. An individual may be sitting on the toilet
for half an hour to an hour trying push this little shit
plug out of his ass. It is as though a sizable piece of wood were
lodged in and plugging
An individual asks his friend, "Why is that individual taking
so long in the washroom"?
"Give him some time, he has a "woodchuck " up his ass"
"Oh I see"