jan 30
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."
av ScottySlave 17 januari 2008
jan 29
When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.
"Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all 'OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'"
av american-wife 24 januari 2008
jan 28
A pronoun used in reference to oneself (synonym- me)
You wanna know who broke your window?
Yo.
av *subject name here* 11 januari 2008
jan 27
A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
av MC Gee 23 januari 2008
jan 26
Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.
"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."
av ckarlo 23 januari 2008
jan 24
The female equivalent of a cock block.
I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.
av jacaranda 3 december 2006
jan 23
PMS
A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*
av PSisTEHsuxxors 23 februari 2004
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