nov 7
A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.
Person A: hey, you wanna Netflix and chill?
Person B: I think we might be ready for Hulu and commitment ;)
av Jazzyfizzle 2 november 2015
nov 6
That little ass light on yo phone that lights up when a dude thirsty af at night wanting that good good
He hit me with that 1800 hotline bling
av Yogirlpast5 3 november 2015
nov 5
Where you sit on a toilet seat and can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was sitting.
I felt some ghost cheeks on the toilet last night...
av Butler 808 3 november 2015
nov 3
1. A congressmen or representative who say they represent their people but rather pursue self interests
2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite
3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions
4. A congressmen or representative who's campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he's doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).
I voted for those dumbasses and they don't reflect my opinion at all. Instead of representatives they should be called misrepresentatives, he ain't no representative he's a misrepresentative.

"The wealthy Electric and Coal Corporations paid for your campaign congressman," said the lobbyist, "you need to vote against that bill, even though you and I know it would be in the best interest of the people in your district to breathe clean air."
av Captain Cheesewhiz 13 november 2014
nov 1
loyal, respectful, and wise women. both street smart & book smart. respectful to her family and, friends. loyal to her lover. she has style and admires, many haters but considers them fans.
My Girl Is A Trap Queen
av upLikeATrump 3 mars 2015
okt 31
Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.
I had no idea I had been free-farting until I realized that the whole classroom was looking at me in disgust. freefartingfartembarrass
av team analplug 27 oktober 2015
okt 30
The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.
I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.
av Monkey Mind 28 oktober 2015
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