aug 7
A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.
"I'm glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I've got a major emergenturd."
av CamLT 3 augusti 2015
aug 6
Someone or something that exubes an aura of pedophilia, such as a creepy old man with candy or an older van with tinted windows.
Watch out for the neighbor, he is sooooo pedolicious. Dude drives a pedovan and everything.
av Acidgrey 29 juli 2015
aug 5
Brain freeze caused from rapidly slurping down a frozen margarita beverage.
My girlfriend gets a wicked margraine when she tries to drink her frozen margarita too fast to get high.
av Whalebunny 28 juli 2015
aug 4
When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.
"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."
av Aemar 28 juli 2015
aug 3
What Obama calls his broccoli
Thanks Michelle for making me some Broc Obama and Cheese
av Shshsjjsnsnsnzn 28 juli 2015
aug 2
(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.
That kid just asked me to help him with some presidential flashcards
av Nikedunks6.0 15 december 2009
aug 1
Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear.

"Cocking" can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.
Look at that dude, he's totally shirt cocking.
av -Cylon- 13 september 2006
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